Someone Check Miley Cyrus' Birth Certificate

Singer/actress Miley Cyrus is really making me consider putting my child on a mountain side in case I have a daughter.

In A Few Years The Strip Clubs, Not Mack Maine, Will Be Hollering At Miley Cyrus

The Summer of 2010 might belong to LeBron James, but Nov. 23, 2010 belongs to Miley Cyrus. Seriously, can you explain why she was dancing rather seductively on a pole on top of an ice cream cart? Didn't think so.

I guess that's just Miley being Miley.