Someone Check Miley Cyrus' Birth Certificate

Singer/actress Miley Cyrus is really making me consider putting my child on a mountain side in case I have a daughter.

Miley Cyrus definitely does not look like a 16-year-old girl going on 17.  But that's what wardrobe consultants are for.  Nor does she sound like a 16-year-old girl going on 17.  Again, there's something called Pro Tools that can make you sound good.

In baseball, there are players who say they're one age but happen to be much, much older.  (See: Every other Latino ball player in the major leagues.)  Then there's this video...



... that comes off the heels of this video...



WTF? America.  Between this and yesterday's post, I really do not want to have a daughter.

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