Tales Of A Young Sports Journalist: Decent Exposure




I found myself having a couple of strange conversations over the weekend.  Both of which centered around the same thing.  I felt like it was a case of mistaken identity, but each character claimed to have known me.  It basically boils down to this.


It has been a little more than four months since I started working at my current job at a daily newspaper.  Yet, I still seem to be well-remembered (and apparently, well-liked) enough to still be associated with my old job.  One well-wisher asked me why I had left my previous employer because they missed my insight and some of the back-and-forth banter that was presented at the old stomping grounds with an old co-worker in a segment known simply as "banter."


I had informed the young man that I had graduated and moved on to being a professional.  Their response was clever.  "Do you got any eligibility left?"  I could only laugh because at times, I wish I did have another year of eligibility left.  I had made enough friends and sources in my time, but it was time to move on and go pro in something other than being a college journalist.


The next day, I had a similar situation with a reader that had recognized my writing at all three of my publication stops.  It had become clear to me that if I write, someone will read.  No matter where I go.  It made me feel like I had some sort of a cult following.

The truth is that it's an honor to have someone read your stuff.  But the real feel-good moments come when someone wants to challenge you on something you wrote.  Whether it comes via praise or criticism, there was nothing I liked more than going to the bar and talking sports with a random student that recognized my face from the paper.


Those days have lessened slightly, since I don't have my face in the paper every day.  But the people I've ran into in the recent past, well, I still run into them on occasion in the present.  It kind of makes me feel good about what I'm doing as a journalist.


One of my former professor's pointed out to me that it is good to be able to claim a steady following because it is that kind of exposure that will help me get hired elsewhere.  I know journalists are supposed to write the news, not be the news.  But in the modern era of sports journalism, the writers are just as well known as the athletes.  Rather than hide behind their desk, they're panelists on TV shows with other journalists, radio shows talking with fans, writing blogs and finding a billion other ways to be interactive with their readers.


It might be one of the few things that could keep the sports journalism field alive and kicking.

Affion Crockett Is Gonna Hunt Chris Brown Toniiiiight

I can't even listen to Chris Brown anymore without remembering these pics of Rihanna.

With that said, Affion Crockett provides hilarity with this spoof.


An Actual Text From Last Night: No Wonder No One Wants To Visit Me In Carbondale

Editor's Note: I really hope this becomes a recurring feature because I get some of the most entertaining text messages.  I really do.  However, none have been accepted to go on the renowned site textsfromlastnight.com.  So rather than wait for their "acceptance" I figured I'd post them here -- but with fake area codes to protect the innocent.

(773): The stat that made me cry: "SIU has 2000 more males than females." :-(
(313): Damn. I have no chance of picking up a girl there

An Actual Text From Last Night: Is That Bill Supposed To Have That Many Zeros?

Editor's Note: I really hope this becomes a recurring feature because I get some of the most entertaining text messages.  I really do.  However, none have been accepted to go on the renowned site textsfromlastnight.com.  So rather than wait for their "acceptance" I figured I'd post them here -- but with fake area codes to protect the innocent.

(206) u either owe me $100 or a promise...
(773) huh?
(206) $100 to help me cover my cell phone bill or a promise to stop tweeting so damn much
(773) so what are u gonna throw in to sweeten the deal for me?
(206) my fist

Kanye, Don't Do That To The President...


Dad-gum Double Standards

Once upon a time, on a drunken night night of hard work and studying in college, my roommate and I found ourselves chuckling over a radio edit on a local Top 40 radio station.  That selected edit turned into one of our biggest running jokes.  Tentatively titled: "They Censored What?"

It really got started when an Atlanta radio station censored a Three Six Mafia song which had a chorus that sang, "Good googly moogly that thang is [censored]."  Said censored word was "juicy."

"Juicy! They censored 'juicy'?" is what we thought at the time.  We've heard various words, terms, slang and other phrases cut from our favorite songs.  A majority of them happen to be obscure references by rappers and R&B crooners tracks to sexual acts that have been toned down in the first place.

So,  why does Lady Gaga get away with murder here on the song "Lovegame"?

The chorus?

"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
Don't think too much, just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."

Could that hook be any more blatant?  Yet, the same station that goes out of its way to censor naughty rappers and R&B singers has allowed this "disco stick" line to hang around for no damn reason.  If Gaga was somewhat attractive, I would probably just brush it aside and chalk it up to the "pretty girls can get away with anything" category.

I know KanYe labeled her as the next Madonna, but at least Madonna's early musical career didn't suck.  And while Gaga has nowhere to go but up, I don't see it going there.

The Best Survey/Note I've Ever Done

I originally posted this on Facebook.  This is a survey unlike any one I've ever done before, which is cool ... but also very nerdy.

1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Rent. It's the one that takes the most out of my paycheck.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? Sad but true: I haven't had a romantic dinner since the summer of 2006. Dusty Baker managed the Cubs. Milton Bradley played for the A's. And Derrick Rose was playing for Simeon High School at the age of 17.

3. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Playing Madden '10. I'm hooked.

4. How many colleges did you attend?
One. THE Southern Illinois University.

5. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It's black and it was going to rain and be a little cooler than it was yesterday.

6. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
Gas in southern Illinois ranges from $2.36 to $2.45. Not great, but it's OK.

7. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I woke up in a panic asking myself "where's my phone?"

8. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Honestly? The last thing I was thinking about before bed was me questioning what I'm doing with my life.

9. Do you miss being a child?
Only the innocence and lack of responsibility. (co-sign via Chris Thoms)

10. What errand/chore do you despise?
Cleaning the bathroom. It's a pain in the ass!

11. Get up early or sleep in?
Neither. I like getting up at a reasonable hour. Not too early. Not too late.

12. Have you found real love yet?
No. In fact, oftentimes I question the idea of real love. It's like what Chris Rock said about soul mates, "There's no such thing as a soul mate. You're lucky if you get a mate."

13. Favorite lunch meat?
Cajun turkey FTW!

14. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
The 8-pack of Reese's cups for a buck. Then I put 'em in the freezer.

15. Beach or lake?
Gimme the beach at Lake Michigan!

16. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Unfortunately. Marriage isn't sacred any more. Sad but true. I know people will ride my behind on this one, but when your marriage can be a must-see-tv primetime special, there is nothing sacred about that.

17. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
Sopranos.

18. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
The jokester in me says PacMan Jones because I know it'd be at a classy place like the local gentleman's club. The realist in me wants to have dinner with Barack Obama. It would mark the first time I've ever talked to a White Sox fan with a brain. True story.

19. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Once. It wasn't my fault though, I got clipped by a guy speeding out of an alley. Crashed on a curb on the South Side, narrowly missing a tree.

20. Ever use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Kind of. We tried to put out a fire started at the Turkey Hustle.

21. Ring tone(s)?
Only a handful of people have a ring tone. One of them is Stile, who is lucky enough to have "Get Silly" play when he calls.

22. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
In the back seat of a car.

23. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Diego. I hear it has beautiful weather and beautiful women. That's all I really need -- even though their baseball team sucks. At least the Chargers are OK.

23. Do you go to church?
Not enough. Only for Christmas and Easter.

24. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Relationship. I've got a career.

25. How old are you?
23

26. Do you have a go-to person?
I've got a few. Some in Carbondale. Most of them are in Chicago, though. I'd name names, but I know they know who they are.

27. Are you where you want to be in life?
Nope. But I'm living, so that's a good thing. I'll take that trade-off.

28. Growing up, what were your favorite cartoons?
The Simpsons. Darkwing Duck. Anamaniacs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

29. What about you do you think has changed the most?
I've become very critical of people, and overall, I'm very cynical and snarky. It's a stark change from the happy-go-lucky 24-7 guy I once was. I like to think I'm a realist.

30. Looking back at high school were they the best years of your life?
No. As much as I loved my time at Lane Tech, nothing might ever compare to my five years as a Saluki.

31. Are there times you still feel like a kid?
Oh yeah. Those are the best times.

32. Did you ever own troll dolls?
Nope.

33. Did you have a pager?
No, but I wanted one. I was jealous of those of you that did.

34. Where was the hang-out spot when you were a teenager?
My basement. Tony's house. Mike's house.

35. Were you the type of kid you would want your children to hang out with?
Yeah. I'm kind of the voice of reason to a fault. I like to provide both sides to an equation ... which usually ends up with both sides of said equation being mad at me. Oh well -- what are ya gonna do?

Where's The Outrage Of Lil' Mama's Stage-Stealing Episode?

I'll be honest, had I not been surfing the web while on my lunch break, I would have never even known that Lil' Mama jumped on stage and made an absolute fool out of herself at the VMAs.  She has since apologized.  What the heck was in the water that night at the VMAs?

Interrupitng a speech is one thing -- a thing that should have never been done in the first place.  But interrupting a live performance.  A live performance that included the best rapper alive?  No outrage.  NoTrending Topics on Twitter.  No Facebook status dedications.  Minimum criticism.  Maybe it's because no one knows who the heck Lil' Mama is.

Has she done anything since she popped her lip gloss?

I guess she's lucky she didn't interrupt Chris Brown's stage act.

Zing! FTW!

Kanye West-Taylor Swift Collaboration Would Put An End To The Drama, Right?

Every blog and social networking service is still buzzing about the Kanye West-Taylor Swift story as "Kanye West" and "Taylor Swift" ranks second and fourth in Twitter's Trending Topics today.  West apologized via his Web site after the affair and did so again on Monday night during Jay Leno's show.



I'm sure this will not suffice fans in Swift's camp, who are taking to Swift's cause as if she was running for U.S. President.  Heck, she might receive a good chunk of votes, you know, if the youth actually got off their butts and voted.

But there is one more step Mr. West needs to take to close the door on this fiasco and make it come full circle.

A collabo.  Seriously.  The buzz this has created has undoubtedly helped MTV become relevant again.  Why can't Swift capitalize/profit on the moment?

That's right, a one-for-one collaboration deal would probably put this mess to rest.  We've already seen one odd T-Swizzle collab, why not make it two for 2009?  If I was 'Ye, I'd offer to produce her next track.  Is she a country singer?  Kind of.  It's honestly more pop than country, and it's not like we haven't seen country and hip-hop cross paths before.  Also, Yeezy should have her sing vocals on a track that will be on his next CD.

And for Swift, that might be a career-maker, knowing that every one of Kanye's albums has been a five-star masterpiece.  Yes, even the much-maligned 808s & Heartbreaks.  What would be the harm in attaching your name to another grade-A piece of work?

So, let's make this happen and turn the page on this chapter of our lives.  There are more important things to get your feathers ruffled -- like Brian Urlacher being out for the year.

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze

The Summer of Celebrity Deaths claimed another victim yesterday as actor Patrick Swayze died as he lost a two-year battle with pancreatic cancer.  Swayze was 57 -- which is way too young for people to be losing their lives -- no matter what walk of life they come from.

And while everyone was bringing up Dirty Dancing and the Chippendale's skit, the only thing that crossed my mind was this Dave Chappelle skit.


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Sometimes, you have to laugh to get through tough times.

Kanye West Was Out Of Line, But...


The blogosphere and Twitterverse are completely overreacting.

The incident happened during last night's Bears-Packers game, so I didn't see it live.  Even if there wasn't a sporting event on that I cared about, I still would not have watched it live.  Let's think logically, people, MTV has more time dedicated to former Real World members in rehab than it does to showing music videos.

Maybe Kanye was right.  Maybe Beyonce did have the greatest music video ever.  None of us would have known because MTV doesn't show music videos anymore. 

Was he wrong to run on stage and take the mic from Taylor Swift?  Yes.  Very much so.  Was he wrong to voice his opinion?  No.  What he should have said was, "Taylor. Yo, my boy Luda wants to holla at you.  Here's his number.  And congrats on the Moon Man, but I don't believe you deserve this because I've never seen the video because MTV doesn't show music videos anymore."  Then 'Ye could have walked off the stage as a hero.  Instead, he walked off the stage looking like an idiot.

As for the online reaction, I would have thought Mr. West did something much worse to garner so much negative attention.  By the looks of the Facebook statuses and Tweets, I assumed that he jumped on stage, hit her on the head with the mic, R. Kelly'd all over her and announced that he created swine flu in a lab in an attempt to create a master race.

But all Kanye did was get on stage and voice his displeasure.  Us sports fans are very familiar with that sort of thing. 

We like to call that 'booing.'

P.S. -- Taylor, don't treat the VMA for Best Female Video as if it the greatest achievement of your life.  It's not a Grammy.  And while Grammy Awards are generally awarded by old foagies waiting for Sinatra's next album to drop, the VMA's are voted on by people who think Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga are excellent singers.  Get a grip, take the award and talk to me with a lil' southern twang when you get off stage.