An Actual Text From Last Night: Tales Of A Wordsmith

Editor's Note: I really hope this becomes a recurring feature because I get some of the most entertaining text messages.  I really do.  However, none have been accepted to go on the renowned site textsfromlastnight.com.  So rather than wait for their "acceptance" I figured I'd post them here -- but with fake area codes to protect the innocent.

(770): For someone who writes a thousand words a day, you sure know how to use the same tired ass cliche's whenever you talk to her.
(773): Fuck you. Let's get smashed and pretend this night never happened