Actual Texts From Last Night: Just Call It Hall-O-Weird

Editor's Note: I really hope this becomes a recurring feature because I get some of the most entertaining text messages.  I really do.  However, none have been accepted to go on the renowned site textsfromlastnight.com.  So rather than wait for their "acceptance" I figured I'd post them here -- but with fake area codes to protect the innocent.

Hilarity after the jump.

An Actual Text From Last Night: Camera Phone Needed

Editor's Note: I really hope this becomes a recurring feature because I get some of the most entertaining text messages.  I really do.  However, none have been accepted to go on the renowned site textsfromlastnight.com.  So rather than wait for their "acceptance" I figured I'd post them here -- but with fake area codes to protect the innocent.

Hilarity after the jump.

An Actual Text From Last Night: Tales Of A Wordsmith

Editor's Note: I really hope this becomes a recurring feature because I get some of the most entertaining text messages.  I really do.  However, none have been accepted to go on the renowned site textsfromlastnight.com.  So rather than wait for their "acceptance" I figured I'd post them here -- but with fake area codes to protect the innocent.

(770): For someone who writes a thousand words a day, you sure know how to use the same tired ass cliche's whenever you talk to her.
(773): Fuck you. Let's get smashed and pretend this night never happened

An Actual Text From Last Night: No Wonder No One Wants To Visit Me In Carbondale

Editor's Note: I really hope this becomes a recurring feature because I get some of the most entertaining text messages.  I really do.  However, none have been accepted to go on the renowned site textsfromlastnight.com.  So rather than wait for their "acceptance" I figured I'd post them here -- but with fake area codes to protect the innocent.

(773): The stat that made me cry: "SIU has 2000 more males than females." :-(
(313): Damn. I have no chance of picking up a girl there

An Actual Text From Last Night: Is That Bill Supposed To Have That Many Zeros?

Editor's Note: I really hope this becomes a recurring feature because I get some of the most entertaining text messages.  I really do.  However, none have been accepted to go on the renowned site textsfromlastnight.com.  So rather than wait for their "acceptance" I figured I'd post them here -- but with fake area codes to protect the innocent.

(206) u either owe me $100 or a promise...
(773) huh?
(206) $100 to help me cover my cell phone bill or a promise to stop tweeting so damn much
(773) so what are u gonna throw in to sweeten the deal for me?
(206) my fist