Affion Crockett Is Gonna Hunt Chris Brown Toniiiiight

I can't even listen to Chris Brown anymore without remembering these pics of Rihanna.

With that said, Affion Crockett provides hilarity with this spoof.

Kanye, Don't Do That To The President...

In A Few Years The Strip Clubs, Not Mack Maine, Will Be Hollering At Miley Cyrus

The Summer of 2010 might belong to LeBron James, but Nov. 23, 2010 belongs to Miley Cyrus. Seriously, can you explain why she was dancing rather seductively on a pole on top of an ice cream cart? Didn't think so.

I guess that's just Miley being Miley.

Kelis & The Dating Game

Remember when Clipse asked you to not ask about the loud screamin' chick with the hair. Apparently, there was a reason why. Lucky Kelis, who recently divorced Nasir Jones (b.k.a. Nas), will get $40,000 a month in the divorce settlement.

And you thought you paid a hefty fee for child support.

Anyway, here is video of the single life. [Via The Real]

I Date You So Much Right Now from jeff on Vimeo.

Stay tuned for your next road trip companion.

The Sinatra Group SNL Skit Teases Before You Meet Your First Road Trip Mate

Saturday Night Live has seen quite an upswing in the last year or two in quality of their skits. A lot of it centered around the Presidential debate, but it's stuff like the following video that keeps me tuned to hulu.

Sorry, I spend my Saturday nights out with people. Not underneath the cloak of darkness in my bed at night.

Usher, Tom & The Top 25 Most Played On My iTunes

Seriously, if I could find this in an mp3 version, it would likely be among the Top 25 most played songs on my iTunes.

As for the Top 25, I might as well post that since I teased it.

1. I'm On A Boat by The Lonely Island feat. T-Pain (75 plays)
2. Heartless by Kanye West (71 plays)
3. Drop by Rich Boy (47 plays)
4. Roll To Me by Del Amitri (39 plays)
5. Lovefool by The Cardigans (37 plays)
6. Ignition Remix by R. Kelly (36 plays)
7. Two Princes by Spin Doctors (31 plays)
8. Paper Planes Remix by M.I.A. feat. Bun B & Rich Boy (31 plays)
9. I Love College by Asher Roth (30 plays)
10. Punch Drunk Love by Common feat. Kanye West (30 plays)
11. Love Story by Taylor Swift (30 plays)
12. I'm Yours by Jason Mraz (29 plays)
13. Bartender Song by Rehab (29 plays)
14. Get Silly by V.I.C. (28 plays)
15. Good Life by Kanye West feat. T-Pain (27 plays)
16. Live Your Life by T.I. feat. Rihanna (26 plays)
17. One Head Light by The Wall Flowers (26 plays)
18. My President Is Black by Young Jeezy feat. Nas (26 plays -- pretty sure I played that more times than that)
19. I Want You Back by The Jackson 5 (24 plays)
    
20. Jockin' Jay-Z by Jay-Z (22 plays)
    
21. Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye (21 plays)
22. Homecoming by Kanye West (19 plays)
23. Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye (17 plays)
24. The Waiting Is The Hardest Part by Tom Petty (17 plays)
25. My Girl By The Temptations (17 plays)

Playlist Time: 1 hour 28 minutes 23 seconds

Obviously those are some of my favorites, but for the record, I have 10 songs that are tied with 17 plays, those were the first three on the list ... and I'm not sure why.