And Now, A Message From The Baller-In-Chief

My fellow Ballahollics...


It's time to BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Down!  From what I hear, because of the lack of playoff baseball in Chicago, Wrigleyville is in desperate need of a bailout.  That is why the Baller-In-Chief is coming to save the day.

My full-proof recession salvation plan involves three steps:

1. Ballin'
2. Ballin' hard
3. Ballin' harder

The Baller-In-Chief will be making several stops on his "Ball In Da Fall" campaign.  Scheduled stops include Harold's Chicken Shack, Celtic Crown, the Captain Morgan Club and one of the fine Chicago pizzeria's ... not to mention home base in "The Bassment."

The three-step plan, along with the Wrigleyville shuffle, should be able to rescue the economy.  At least for one October weekend.